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Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Italian Man Who Went To Malta

aula de video!!
Level PRE-INTERMEDIATE

Caso os videos não toquem, você pode usar o YOU TUBE
video 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-NxnTtBG7U
video 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

video 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXMHvdK_YKc


LEMBRE-SE DE ASSISTIR OS VIDEOS NA ORDEM EM QUE ESTÃO POSTADOS.


1- Watch VIDEO 1 the video and try to understand what happened to the Italian tourist.


VIDEO 1






WHERE IS MALTA?






2- Watch the video again and try to find the following words. Do not use the dictionary watch the video and try to understand the meaning of the words by the context.

1. Peace _________________________________________

2. Sheet _________________________________________

3. beach _________________________________________

4. Fork _________________________________________

5. Piece _________________________________________

6. Piss _________________________________________

7. Plate _________________________________________

8. Bitch _________________________________________

9. Waitress _______________________________________

10. Spoon _________________________________________

11. Shit _________________________________________

12. Fuck _________________________________________





3- Watch VIDEO 2 and read the text. Were you right about what happened to him? Can you tell why he had problems in Malta?


VIDEO 2





The Italian who went to Malta

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna me bitch !

Later I go to eat at a bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.

So, I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!!!

http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/malta.html



4- Last chance to understand: VIDEO 3




5- Can you correct the mistakes our Italian friend and the people who talked to

him made?



good luck!!!







Teacher Pyta
































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