JibJab-This Land

funny clip from Jib Jab This land Bush: This land is your land, this land is my land I’m a Texas tiger, you’re a liberal weiner I’m a great crusader, you’re a herman munster This land will surely vote for me Kerry: This land is your land, this land is my land I’m an intellectual, you’re a stupid dumb ass I’m a purple heart winner, and yes its true, I won it thrice This land will surely vote for me Bush: You have more waffles than a house of pancakes You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks You’re a U.N. pussy and yes its true that I kick ass This land will surely vote for me Kerry: You cant say nuclear, that really scares me Sometimes a brain can... come in quite handy But its not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts This land will surely vote for me Bush: You’re a liberal sissy Kerry: You’re a right wing nut job Bush: You’re a pink coat comey Kerry: You’re as dumb as a doorknob Bush: (HEY) You got that Botox Kerry: But I still won three purple hearts Both: This land will surely vote for me Indian: (talking) This land was my land People: But now its our land Schwarzenegger: From California Clinton: To the New York Is... hey what'd I do?? Kerry: From the liberal weiners Bush: To the right wing nut jobs Kerry: This land belongs Bush: This land belongs Both: This land belongs to you and me Bush: (YEAH) oh and Dick Cheney too!

JibJab Second Term

Funny JibJab video about Bush's second presidential term. Second Term 1. Yes, I’m comin’ back to serve a second term. 2. This time I won the national elec-she-un! 3. Oh, thanks to you O-hi-a, 4. And dear brother Jebedia, 5. We get four more years to rule in Washington! 6. Good God he’s comin’ back to serve a second term. 7. We were hoping in ’04 we’d get a turn. 8. But we lost the vicious battle, 9. Now they’re stuck without a paddle! 10. Who will save us from con-ser-va-tiz-eum? 11. I will stabalize Iraq in my second term. 12. And I will amend the con-sti-tu-sheun. 13. Then I’ll eliminate all the taxes, 14. That are breakin; all our back-siz. 15. And push for more pri-vat-i-za-she-un! 16. We cannot believe he won a second term. 17. He destroyed the trans-atlantic alli-unce! 18. Heck, I’ll extend a friendly offer, 19. Barbeque and beers in Crawford! 20. Mending fences broken by pre-emp-she-un! 21. We want peace on earth throughout his second term. 22. We want Iraqis to have free elec-she-uns. 23. There’s a beef here, let’s dispatch it, 24. And bury that ol’ hatchet. 25. Yes, we’ve been through stormy weather, 26. Now it’s time to work together! 27. Gather round the ol’ chuck wagon, 28. It’s a grand time we’ll be havin’, 29. In the four years he has left in Wash-ing-ton!