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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

JibJab-This Land

funny clip from Jib Jab
This land

Bush:
This land is your land, this land is my land
I’m a Texas tiger, you’re a liberal weiner
I’m a great crusader, you’re a herman munster
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry:
This land is your land, this land is my land
I’m an intellectual, you’re a stupid dumb ass
I’m a purple heart winner, and yes its true, I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me

Bush:
You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks
You’re a U.N. pussy and yes its true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry:
You cant say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can... come in quite handy
But its not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for me

Bush:
You’re a liberal sissy

Kerry:
You’re a right wing nut job

Bush:
You’re a pink coat comey

Kerry:
You’re as dumb as a doorknob

Bush:
(HEY) You got that Botox

Kerry:
But I still won three purple hearts

Both:
This land will surely vote for me

Indian: (talking)
This land was my land



People:
But now its our land

Schwarzenegger:
From California

Clinton:
To the New York Is... hey what'd I do??

Kerry:
From the liberal weiners

Bush:
To the right wing nut jobs

Kerry:
This land belongs

Bush:
This land belongs

Both:
This land belongs to you and me

Bush:

(YEAH) oh and Dick Cheney too!

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